“Breaking News”: Sony to be All Up Ons at Tokyo Game Show
September 8, 2006Public Unimpressed Because No One Can Afford a PS3 anyway.
Posted by Brandon
There are rumblings on the internets that Sony is going to be making up for its depressingly lackluster showing at this years E3 by releasing a slew of playable content at this year’s Tokyo Game Show. This is definitely exciting news for the dozens of people who can afford a Playstation 3 and I will most assuredly be keeping an eye at the content they release because I hate myself and dream only of things I can never have.
DAMN YOU SONY!!!!1
Lately Sony seems to be stumbling through blunder after blunder: yanking up the price in Europe, not including important components, and just generally being Sony. With many loyal fans leaving in droves, perhaps TGS will be the turning point for Sony and everyone will once again flock to them and bathe in the effervescent glow of their Sony equipped entertainment-centers.
Probably Microsoft will just release something about Halo and once again Sony will be overlooked like your retard cousin at the family reunion. You know the one: no one directly looks at them and just ignores as much as possible because the pain of seeing something so messed up is too painful.
Its called a concept. microsoft had about 15 concept designs for the xbox that doesnt mean they lied. you dumb ass’s
Whooooooa! Sony fanboy in the house!
It’s “dumbasses” you slackjawed gutterslut.
And also, it’s a joke.